Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
I think that i just found proof that harry and ginny had sex
Ed hardy makes air fresheners now. Now even the air can be a douchebag.
There's a lady carrying her kids toy animals in a crown royal bag. Mom of the year.
he met me at the airport with a welcome home sign with a grilled cheese, PBR and a blow job on it. i missed america.
I mean, I don't even call it a hangover anymore. It's just morning.
I made him drop me off at the wrong house waited for him to leave and crawled through several fences so he couldnt stalk me. How was your night?
We made the bar tender tell us how he proposed to his girlfriend. In detail. While we made gushing noises. We are embarrassments to females everywhere
i only avoided him because he looked like he was about to have a heart attack and i didnt feel like doing cpr on my day off.
what type of emt are you
He told her Jesus wouldnt yell curse or degrade her. He'd just simply shake his head and slap the shit out of her
how does someone with a Masters Degree leave poop in an ashtray in the sink? It just blows my mind
Made out with some dude at the bar last night. Was fun until he thought bohemian rhapsody was by The Who
He still want's to kick my ass for fucking his sister, probably a bad idea to leave the bar with his ex...
I need to get laid. Right now that freshman frat pledge & my Econ professor are the leading candidates
That’s quite a spread
“On a break” is implied when it’s a Russian chick dressed as Black Widow wearing Minnie Mouse ears
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