what's Bukake?
a bad idea.
This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
Grandma was not a fan of the beer-can ornaments. Not "traditional".
all she kept saying was "harder" "mayo" and "who are you"
Following a car with a GPS. We don't know where he's going, but he probably has a better idea of where we're going than we do. Also, very high.
I just sold my mom a dimebag. Should I feel scared or sucessful?
Margaritas are 250 calories. Now measuring all food in margaritas
She was hiding under the bed to surprise me with sex. But when you took your hookup in my room to bang things out, she thought I was cheating on her. So explain it to her douche.
I have to shave my legs first. I'm afraid tiny woodland creatures will fly out if he tries touches them.
And then she sprinted three blocks through live traffic towards McDonalds screaming "THE GOLDEN ARCHES ARE CALLING ME"
He got naked after doing the Ice Water Challenge and it was still enormous. So, yeah, I stayed over.
You are the jesus of drinking
At least Shia Labeouf would encourage me to do this drinking contest
The UTI came back with a vengeance.
Have you had an orgasm with an n95 mask on yet? It was better than being choked.
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