Bitch is talking to much, howd u ever get her 2 shut up?
It's worth it.
How worth it?
Back door worth it
I have a new fascination with cutting really small segments of hair off peoples heads when they're not looking.
and my souvenir for the night was a nice ambulance blanket
There was a photo of his face glued to a lifesize Kim Kardashian cutout. By the end of the night he was doing shots out of medicine cups and making everybody hug it goodbye.
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some chick tossed a drink in your face at the bar last night. your mouth was opened so i think you ended up swallowing at least half of it. good job.
I'm trying to find candidates for my winter break hook up. I'm going to hold auditions thanksgiving break.
dude when im high using logic is an accomplishment that should be rewarded. make sure u get cinnamon twists
Oh man 11pm. That means it's time to take my shirt off an eat a brownie
You don't come back from leaving a bag of shit on someone's counter Jill
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the day i stop sending you hentai screenshots is the day i actually act like an adult, and TRUST ME. THAT AINT HAPPENING ANYTIME SOON.
We are back but we are listening to stairway to heaven in my car. Amy is air drums. Be back when it's over.
Fuck man, I am really high rn and all I've eaten is different forms of pie
My conscious state is steadily increasing towards drunkenness.
ugh my stomach is so upset-- didn't get a chance to take a violent enough hangover shit at work
Alex thinks he can revoke my dick privileges haha.
Isn't he the one getting all the privileges ?
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