youll never guess who i didnt fuck at that party
what happens if a cat eats a birth control pill? i mean i don't care about the cat i really just don't want to get pregnant
did he really ask u insert a warm banna in ur anal?
I just found your credit card inside the bag of chips
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I thought I would take a shower to wake me up but now I'm naked wet and stoned laying on my bed instead of just stoned laying on my bed
I held a cracker & gaterade down for an hour. I feel like this will be my greatest accomplishment of the day.
The face that yo gabba gabba comes up when I'm stoned and searching for yoga workouts is scary or dangerous
I was looking at your puke while I was peeing in it the next morning and that ceasar salad did not treat you well
I just laughed at the word pudding. I have no idea whats going on right now.
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Holy shit he's circumcised. His parents must have really loved him.
Please tell me you woke up next to the hot one cause his ugly friend is still snoring in my bed and my favorite panties are ripped.
Wingwoman of the year. I'll buy you dinner tonight and a new thong. It was THAT good.
She found the planted magnum condom..once she figured it out it was too late.
I laid naked in his bed as he brought me an ice cream sandwich so I would say everything worked out great
Watching Supernatural does more for me sexually than the physical encounters with 90% of the men in my life.
Completely unrelated and mildly related, a guy I hooked up with last year in a threeway died, his obit photo was his Grindr photo
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