38 yer olds are good kisserssss
Don't go all Obama on me. George Bush this decision and just do it. Thinking's for the morning after
gail simmons from food & wine magazine just heard me order my plan b pill
did you ask her what wine to pair it with?
after I pulled back my foreskin she said, "cool like a transformer". I really like her now.
It was not a dingleberry, it was a dinglemelon
Wow. He pulled out his dick and I swear I heard a thud from it hitting the floor.
I think the guy in front of me just puked in a styrofoam cup.
who has that picture of us looking like alcoholics at the zoo?
Well on the plus side I have started adding benefiber to my bottle of wine
I just had a fifteen minute conversation with a Raccoon by the garbage bin. I was feeding it chex mix.
Nothing like being buzzed at 10:20am off wine shots in Amish country
Why are there so many fucking Lambchop puppets hidden around my house?!
We are all yelling at the cat at our apt in nothing but our underwear. How do you think it's going.
Fucked a DJ on a jetski today... I love florriidaaa!
Grandma had me open the boxes that were delivered today. She got a sex swing, I've settled on "You go girl" as my official reaction.
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