just do him I won't tell jon
um i'm guessing you meant to send this to tina, thanks for the support in our relationship you whore
Do NOT cum in me, on me, or in my bed.
he's speaking broken english and calling me isaac.. this is not the australian i ordered for a one nighter
Of dear god, I've been waiting to have rug burn like this since I got bored of my vibrator 2 months ago
Nah, just ran around, pinned random men to walls, bit their lips of and booked it.
I saw him and didn't have sex with him. Responsibility five!
We smoked before the sunrise hike. I ended up eating a banana and singing Circle of Life as the sun rose over the horizon.
He's two decades older than you. Remember how you said you wish you lived in the 70s? HE DID.
I sharted in my christmas pjs :(
How many hotdogs are you going to eat today?
THE LIMIT DOES NOT EXIST.
Would I do it again? Probably not but still,I don't regret a single ratchet thing I've done in college.
Thank you for coming with me today. I find it appropriate that we celebrated my negative pregnancy test with slurpees and donuts.
feeding cats lunchmeat on my kitchen floor. come pour me another shot.
I don’t have the time, patience, or blood alcohol level to deal with her.
true. but still. you know how big of a sucker i am for a penis and a pretty face.
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