Ross. Joey. Chandler. Who would you do?
Everything was going good until she wanted to update her status...You forgot to close pterodactyl porn from this morning. Clothes went back on.
They need a stunt cock, be about 20 more minutes.
this is a time for prayers...seriously
let us hold hands and pray.. sweet baby jesus please bring us some sweet sweet man loving this homecoming weekend to aid our lonely vaginas it has been a long couple of weeks amen.
you grabbed the waitors dick and yelled '2nd base' and then he gave you his number. I hate your life.
There were so few words spoken that I'm not sure if it was make-up or break-up sex.
he stopped midthrust to put on his sex playlist and the first song was 'can you feel the love tonight'
where do you find these guys?
Februarys looking very promising in the vaginal department
I just told the toilet I loved it. Bad sign.
We were apparently using marine hand signals to communicate to one another where to meet up in the house to hook up.
Didn't even know I knew marine hand signals.
you fail at everything in life besides blacking out
I WOULD NEVER LIE ABOUT SOMETHING AS SERIOUS AS SABADO GIGANTE BEING CANCELED
I just realized I'm having shark week, during shark week.
The two of us went back to your place, had sex, peed in cups, then i went home. Literally all i know
My orgasm happened in two different decades
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