It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
I'm pretty sure "Like A Prayer" will forever remind me of drunk nights & pants down around the ankles
She said she didn't have time to shave "there"
Then she shouldn't have had time to order the lobster.
i just unintentionally masturbated to my own facebook picture
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I think I can smell my own vagina right now
So my professor just changed my Final to 7:45am on May 6th. Shouldn't a Spanish professor understand the implications of Cinco de Mayo???
Just chased ups truck with a half wiped ass for you. You're making dinner tonight
Of course, you get to fuck all night while I'm stuck in the girls bathroom sucking a limp dick for coke
then he tried to convert me to islam
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I wish Samuel L. Jackson would narrate our bar crawls
I just told him that with every paper, I'd take a picture of myself with one less piece of clothing. Who say's I can't be a tutor?
lesson learned.. dressing up like a naughty teacher doesn't mean you can get away with spanking a cop with a ruler for being "fresh" with you
If I had a penis, I'd want to put it in you. And I'd treat you with respect and pay for your drinks.
I am pants-free in the living room. This is liberating.
She's dancing around licking a fork of nutella. She is not sober.
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