God help me. Come pick me up. The guy told me this is not a hotel and i had to leave.
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
Dave a horae rider a coqw boy
I took shots of absinthe with my mom just now. Except awful things.
God I hope the gutter I die in is nice. You know, for a gutter.
I knew you were blacked out when you started refusing beer.
I feel like if anyone knew what an affection erection looked like it would be you
Happy cinco de mayo!! Puke filled sombrero in the lawn needs to be picked up and whos never punched my fence boards in half needs to replace those by the way the owner of those panties (see attached photo) anytime you wanna cum over;-) hiii!
I can feel your movements against the shared wall we are leaning up against. It makes me feel as though we are one. Queue Pocahontas song...
Side note, from now on any snap chat I get that isn't interesting enough... Is getting a dick in response. Judge your snaps accordingly
you can't just say no to brian. he was bugging me to get me to drunk for 14 hours straight yesterday. HE DOESN'T GIVE UP
I don't know how Dave is alive, I feel like he's been drinking since I met him.
Does being an adult mean drunkenly signing for your tax return from a foreign country? If so, I've reached adulthood.
HIS DICK IS GLORIOUS AND I WANT TO RIDE IT TO VALHALLA
That was just an endearing nickname I called you before. I'm not gonna call you a filthy slut now that you are one, I don't want to hurt your feelings.
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