And my dad told him he was a great looking guy. and then added "no homo" after.
look, i may have sacrified a 20% assignment for a sprite. this is what hangovers do to me.
i remember introducing him to all my posters and making him be extra nice to frank sinatra and bob dylan before he fucked me
I think it's time we have the "weird fetish" talk.
trying to imitate man vs food after 12 shots doesnt mean youll get laid
She took a crow from her moms Halloween decorations, taped it to her shoulder, went to the bar and made the guys buy a drinks for both her and the crow.
...if you're living vicariously thought me, that was a great blow job you just gave in the B&N parking lot.
I'm scared to see what happens if we keep winning like this. I don't think there enough livers for every one after the season is over.
We just taught the Brazilian how to smoke out of a vuvuzela.
I just spent an hour in the shower pretending I was a member of the b-52's. I can't go to work like this
Watching the Walking Dead, snuggled up naked, and drinking a beer. No better way.
If ever there was a tweet to describe your life, it's this.
he kissed both of us goodnight when we dropped him off...I didn't know if I was more offended or impressed
idk how many shots you took between 2:39 and 3:05, but your message went from "Please text me tomorrow." to "Why you sto textom?"
Optimism doesn't exist before 2pm nor do any other emotions.
She was blacked out at her own party. It felt good to stand next to her while she laid on the floor and say "vomit does not look good on you."
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