she is the female version of PC from the mac and pc commercials..i'll still hit tho
We just spray painted his balls while he is passed out....I cant wait to see him try to figure this out in the morning.
Do you think unemployment will give me a christmas bonus?
We were laughing at the passed out guy who had gone to sleep under the car in the McDonald's lot until we realized it was you.
The handjob she gave me was better than the best blowjob I've ever gotten.. Just imagine the possibilities.
can you go into shock from having too many orgasms? i think i went into shock.
College freshman give noticeably better blowjobs by the 5th week of the semester.
Anal and Aoki tickets...I'd say I give pretty good Valentines Day gifts.
Today, my boyfriend informed me that I look like my dad when I orgasm
Did you put pizza in my boxers last night?
I left you 4 hours ago. Have you been walking around with shit in your pants all day?
I ate a hotdog off the ground last night.
COME TO THE TOP OF THE MOUNTAIN AND I WILL GIVE YOU MY SAGE ADVICE.
You said if the geese can walk on the lake so can I.
You tried to chase every shot with a blueberry.
i've got three words. i. was. spanked.
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