So pretty much, I was trying to piece last night together and remembered a point where I was pointing to you heart then touching your face. I'm not sure that I ever translated that to "I like your personality better than your looks" but that's what I meant
it was like she was tryin to eat my face and i was defending myself with my mouth
it's business casual sex. like no kissing, shake hands after, occasional frequency
Nailed a drunk college girl before the CU game Saturday, and a drunk married woman after the Broncos game Sunday.
Some perfection is debatable.
why do our vaginas work when we are blacked out?? it's just not fair.
Just got new surround sound speakers for my computer... I feel like I'm actually IN the porn now.
She bought a fucking hedgehog. And that's just the tip of the crazy iceberg.
We made a bet that we had to talk like Yoda all night at the bars
I'm sitting on the floor singing Bruno mars while they cook and occasionally pet me
I just stole some rubbers from the girl I stayed with last night so I can use them on a different girl today..
Now, one of you come feed me, the other read me my physics book...I'm too hungover for this shit...
Girl you know I'm an advocate of debauchery but you might wanna check yoself.
do I look like a person who has full control of their limbs and existence on this plane of reality
I literally woke up walked into the bathroom, threw up and died this morning. Then went to my 8am.
I bonged champagne. And did keg stands. What in the actual fuck am I doing with my life?
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