thank god random hookups don't end with college. happy birthday, america.
Omg. Budweiser tramp-stamp sighting @ Wal-mart. Best tattoo EVAR.
it makes it look bigger when i shave, i hope its not the same for a girl
he actually managed to pick a girl up by telling her that her skirt was ugly and she didnt do a good job with her makeup. thats some seriously low selfesteem
Oh you don't have to buy a shower curtain, I stole the one from her bathroom. It has dolphins on it.
Just seen a lady with the back of her head shaved and the rest of her hair in a pony tail like a sumo wrestler with a 6 inch glass dolphin hair clip. Nothing is going to ruin my day.
hes supposed to be my fuck buddy. im not supposed to see him on his knees praying by my bed when i walk into my room.
I only had sex with him so I could try to steal his roommate's cat, what kind of girl do you think I am?
Yea. Some girl set a laundry machine on fire. She's not getting married.
You were, but he disappeared after you said you wanted him to get you pregnant so you'd have a child by the time the Boy Meets World sequel starts
Also, I saved your name as Everclear last night. No idea why I did that.
Dude, you need better judgement.Trust me I know. I put my dick in the wrong mouths all the time
You couldn't even walk but you came into the kitchen with the funnel and begged me to put beer in it
We were so amazed while watching mission impossible ghost protocol last night we didn't even have sex
I don't know why, but whenever I shave my balls I feel more aerodynamic.
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