I envy your ability to put any word in front o the word beer and make drinking before 5 sound like a socially sanctioned event.
his dad told me thanks for making his little boy a man at breakfast this morning
just googled chastity belt to see if it really exist..
We're the kind of people who ruin family vacations
just gave a yankee's fan wrong directions to Fenway....welcome to boston asshole
I love memorial day. It's drinking in the name of patriotism. God Bless America
They were fighting, but then they bumped into the bong and it shattered. After that they just hugged and cried.
She's never going to forget it... Christmas Anal.
She sucked my dick while i watched james bond. And they say marriage sucks
The lifeguard told us we had to move Mike before the tide came in when he passed out.
He ate me out in the forest at that park we used to hit my bong in highschool again, somehow this isn't what I pictured being 25 would be like
It's pizza for people who hate themselves. I rang the place up once i'd finished and told them if i was on death row it would be my last meal because by the time i'd got half way through it I would be begging to die.
But then I ordered two more because it was 2-4-1 and my life is a mess
He should know he can't successfully wrestle in pudding fully clothed. Amateur.
He just didn't want his drunk dick pulled out of his windbreaker at the family party
Some guy just walked past the bus stop in a lab coat and with a samurai sword and case...
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