I took Valium worth by frank. I squabble
Li shadha you vin. It's phot out. I just ate a fried Oreo
mom just called and i was mid bong hit but i answered anyways coughing and sounding rough she the apologized for waking her little angel up. its 2PM
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
weed salsa. i deserve a nobel prize
what if his mom answers? its like high school, but hes 30
woke up this morning in the hall outside of my parents room with a sign taped to myself that said "im sorry"...
Your French couch surfers have just started playing flip cup with old crow. Basically you need to come back here
He's a huge toolbag douche loser with a below average dick who doesn't know how to treat a girlfriend. He was my rebound after Brady. It was a pitiful 1 month rebound "extravaganza"
He added me to his contacts as 'boot and rally'...have you ever been more proud to be related to me?
I can't wait to tell mom.
He posted a picture from Senor Frogs. I don't remember where that bikini came from and my sombrero is PERPENDICULAR. Safe to say it was one hell of a day
There's always a silver lining when massive voluptuous tits are involved
If I get one more "oh yaaaaa he changed your oil" texts, I'm gonna lose my shit
Accidentally made a straight guy question his sexuality again. I really gotta watch myself.
A sultry night of tacos and sex sounds nice. Should I bring home milk?
dude. that's the chick that BIT MY DICK. it doesn't matter how hot you think she is, trust me man.
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