i either just vomited on a lesbian or a small boy
Why are there hot girls at the dollar store?
The recession has changed everything man.
at 4 in the morning i heated a family sized mac n cheese for a minute and decided to eat it frozen cuz I didn't wanna wait for that long
im sober playing flip cup. its like cheating.
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found a naked boy completely buried under a pile of her clothes and terrified...she says she was "saving him for later"
why does the wii remote smell like your vag?
Apparently I climbed into a dryer last night and refused to leave... There are pictures to prove it
Well at least he stopped keeping track of money by bottles of McCormick.
I feel like death gave me a hand job
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Naw. I'm tired and I'd have to shave my legs. I doubt the sex or the company would be worth it.
I definitely think you should enjoy one last spring break being a sorostitute before you get serious and settle down with price charming. I mean hes not going to be there any way. he can wait a week.
He can't just hit it and quit it and then eat your pop tarts on his way out.
I mixed Jack with hot chocolate. This may be the best or worst idea ever. I have yet to find that out
dude it's 9am and i'm still drunk it's too early for sexting
You're not who I thought you were. You've changed.
He was calculating the number of ceiling tiles when I was on top it was fucking rain man.
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