i have to go see a new gyno today. he's a male. i just took 3 shots of tequila. its almost like freshman year... drink alcohol, meet a strange man, let him play with my vagina.
We ran out of things to say while we were playing Never Have I Ever so we started playing I Have Done This... Have You?
Is it physically possible to shit out my own bone marrow? Because if not, then I need to see a doctor immediately.
Totally forgot this... How weird was it when they were licking our faces
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the doctor said its the kinda of pregnant you dont recover from
Is it a good time to tell him he's getting too clingy if he sent me a picture of my name spelled with Cheerios?
Well I sent him a pic of my vagina and sent back a pic of his puppy....so there's that
Almost bit the guy's hand who sits in front of me because he was stretching. That. Bored.
She's legally too young to drink and was making out with a guy who is ethically too old to drink.
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Last night you texted me "tqiirkykbg doe freedom always"... why?
He wore the same cologne as my orthodontist so all I could think about was how I hadn't worn my retainer in months
I think the pizza delivery guy is getting a handjob next door.
You went into the bathroom, got in the tub with a pillow, yelled "this isn't as comfortable as it looks in the movies" then passed out
So um... You probably shouldn't post that picture of me and your crotch just because that's a new level of raunchiness that I'm not willing to accept yet
Look, I know why you're asking me, but just because I'm gay does not make me a wiki on butt sex. Ask a doctor or you know, the internet like everyone else.
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