all I know is if I don't watch spice world right now there will be a firefight.
Don't play hard to get, I've seen some of the girls you've slept with.
you know...the drug dealer i named my baby after.
Bitches at mcdonalds acting like they never seen a girl puke in her own coat pocket before
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so, does the "dick the size of your forearm" thing run in the family then?
I don't think we had sex because when I woke up he was still wearing the chicken suit.
That's exactly how my pussy feels when I shave it. Like a cross between a naked mole rat and a newborn child. Embrace it.
Technically he's married but he says it's "not like that" even tho his wife lives with him. Not sure if I believe him but I'm sleeping with him anyway.
Like fighting the continuous urge to sing Neil diamond "coming to America" kinda fucked up right now
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He didn't get laid that weekend.. and that is honestly an accomplishment for the rest of us.
Gays age differently than straights. 29 is like 45 in gay years. Next year I'll be in adult diapers and applying for medicaid.
This place is full of unfortunate mustaches.
She shoved her hand down my pants and held my cock for thirty minutes in the bar. It was like she was letting all the other females know I was hers.
I think my pussy is going to freeze to the ground
Okay so as of now, we may either be coming for one night, two nights, or not at all this weekend. It depends on Laura's toe and if I get my period. Will explain later
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