Was it a mistake telling him I couldn't get the abortion until I was 2 months along on the first date?
epic walk of shame this morning involving 2 subway transfers. I need to start sexing locally.
I am at a striph cluv. They are ovealls everywhere. I have hot rock botto.
We argued about the championship during sex. Absolutely the manliest moment of my life.
I drank almost a whole fifth last night. Woke up with blood everywhere wearing a "stereotype this" tshirt. How fitting
I learned the names of so many hookups when they read them at graduation
Peter invited his little brother to smoke with us and he is trying so hard to pretend he's done it before. When he saw the weed he was like "hell yeah!" and everyone got completely silent and just looked at him
I want to get my vag crammed with complete loss of every bit of dignity I have left by this man from every angle on every flat surface that exists. That is all.
I just had my first boner in 64 days today....glad to find out my fluids are still pumpin
I am convinced that after two dates and a few adult sleepovers that he still doesn't know my name.
Last night did I take a piece of pizza out of your hand and then proceed to eat it?
Twice...
Wanna show up on a guy's doorstep and punch him in the balls for me? At least this one isn't a cop.
I just added Tubthumping to the playlist for tonight. This is going to make or break the party.
So... How much of our rent is drug money?
This fucking storm better not ruin my sex plans this weekend
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