No, veal is cruel because they chain them down, I'm talking about free range human babys here.
He's doing the single life. He recently finished like a 3 year relationship. You can't date him.
But I don't want to date him. I just want to look at him. Naked. And in my bed.
Your kinda stuck between a rock and his hard dick on this one..
i took it, then realized you live 3 ours away. but if you start driving now, im almost positive I'll still be hard
not much just sitting outside his bathroom door naked eating cheetoes. You?
you're going to have to hot glue me into my dress tonight. there's no way out.
I'm having a really difficult time dealing with the fact that my dog now shares a name with Snooki's crotch-spawn.
Another beautiful Sunday, another beautiful day the stick is not positive. Amen.
I know this is a weird question but we both had pants on when my mom woke us up last night right?
Also not to brag but I got high last night and got us a host family in a chateau in the south of France
I will read books by day and do guys by night. A mental and physical enlightenment, if you will.
I realized today that the only things I'm guaranteed to have with me at all times are lipgloss, condoms and a USB drive. hmmm...
Did you really think putting a napkin over your head would make you giving him a bj less obvious?
Wanna get business drunk and go play golf?
Was cussing out our DD when one of the strippers takes him backstage. WTF
They call him magic hands is all I know.
Somethings are best left a mystery
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