i dont think my boyfriend knows how much of a pain it is to shave my ass
in the car goin home for fam dinner and he is silent... i think he realized how big of a whore his little sister is
so he must've not known that your lastname is Came because everytime someone would say your name he would scream "NO SHE DIDNT" to the whole party. He must've not been too good then either.
Am I a whore if I make out with a boy just so michelle can't?
he doesn't care that i have a boyfriend so why should i?
logic in its finest
i think i can safely say that is the weirdest thing you've ever propositioned me with. so obviously my answer is yes.
I'll keep you from getting pregnant and you keep my papers gramaticallly correct
It was my little brother's 14th birthday today. Didn't know what to get him so I just showed him how to use incognito tabs on google chrome.
So I've been in more fights on one leg than I've had on two.
Got hit on by the cable guy. Solid 9. Think Orlando Bloom with a glorious curly mullet.
Fuck that, come home. Let's get drunk and judge people.
Just paid my weed guy with a check. I've got this whole adult thing down.
Just ignore the penis. It's won't bother you. I promise.
I am attempting to break the habit of calling him daddy.
I don't want to hook up with him sober. That's pretty much like saying I love you.
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