Just saw a man jogging. For recreation. At 3am. Who's he training to be, batman?
I'm a simple man, with a social life most psychopaths would cringe at
2 v-cards in one night. impossible is nothing.
I was watching truelife I'm transgendered. This tranny already got a date a week after getting a vagina. I've had a vagina my entire life and can't get a date.
the lady in the checkout infront of me had a case of beer, two 40 oz, and activia...really??i dont' think irregularity is her problem
When i look at that picture of him, i'm a little proud to be like yeah, his dick was in my mouth saturday no big deal.
1.) where are you? 2.) you making meatballs? 3.) Meatballs for sex?
Target doesn't accept your signature for your credit card if you draw a dick on the pad. Even of your name is Richard.
After some trial and error I found soaking my balls in maple syurip helps ease the pain.
Then this bride walked into the bar, she thought it would be a good idea to hug her & then she started playing parachute with her train.
These people don't understand my stages of drunk
listen I need taco bell and an orgasm within the next hour. I'll leave the order in which you provide those things up to you
Can my mom come with to the bar? Prince just died and I feel like I need to take her out to cheer her up.
No one wants to start their day off with bloody lemons and a tampon in the toilet. Wtf.
I told him he had to put his dick inside of me at approx 1159 to ensure it was birthday sex. i was 19 when he entered me.. came out 20. winning.
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