What was that guy's name that you dated that wore the leotard?
yes i saw that this morning. it was my mailbox.
my feelings for you are synonymous with those of a grizzly bear and salmon. i don't want to nom on you; but i need you to survive
It's shedding
I told you penises don't tan
Somehow I gave him blood blisters on his dick...I don't know if I'm that good or that bad.
She just sent me videos of her blowing my little bro and my best friend... worst. ex. ever.
Don't blame me for eating all the ham.. I gave it out to people, so at most I'm guilty of ham distribution
My code for I need help will be if I'm holding a bud light lime..
to drive Frat boys away, one just needs to cat-call at them. It makes their masculinity weaker, and yours stronger.
Why can't burritos get me drunk
He offered me my choice of the Abe Lincoln or Ben Franklin dick pic.
It's not even 7 yet. She's singing you are my sunshine to the smirnoff bottle.
I woke up naked with a Jason mask on and a fat lip. What happened last night?
i looked that guy up on facebook. the one who went down on me for two hours
what's the verdict
i've been scrubbing my vag all morning
Moms passed out wet and naked in a rocking chair again....
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