why is jon gosselin on the news 24/7 for dating some new lady?? how bout I get on msnbc for not getting laid since forever ago
'in an unhealthy relationship' should def be an fb option
The only thing better than Call of Duty is getting jerked off while playing Call of Duty.
My grandma put hard boiled eggs on her lasagna. I'm not high enough for this.
she ate the whole pudding cup using only her tongue. i'm considering going lesbian for her
I'm sorry I dragged a dildo (on a leash) into your room last night.
Ha ha. You should see the things I'm doing to my body at Bob Evans.
She told me she loves her boyfreind while she was giving me head. He must be a nice guy
Why do I have a missed call from "The Anaconda" ?
You don't know how badly I want to just hold you as a soup spoon holds a bisque
A stripper just invited me to her daughter's birthday. Where did my life go wrong?
All I want to do is ice my pussy, but then my husband would probably infer that I was not at a business meeting last night.
Just because you have put things in my vagina does not mean you know me
ah lol cocaine is strange when I dose I feel like an elephant running through a grocery store
A total of 3 guys left my apartment this morning. That was my first clue to my black out endeavors last night. Gotta love wine Wednesdays.
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