If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
plz talk dirty to me
Think of where it's been though. That Dr. Suess book, "Oh the Places You'll go" was written for his penis.
in line at jewel. the cashier is puking in a garbage can while ringing up customers. glad to know im not the only one that 2012 is kicking in the face already.
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They called it unicorn pee, and i thought that was interesting so i drank it. Please don't let me drink strangers booze again.
I have effectively turned laundry day into a drinking game.
She told me she's dating him because his apartment is a block from Taco Bell. I don't know how she's not fat.
we got her to the bathroom intime. all she could say was 'now my bladder is empty just like my soul'
I feel you. We can get adjoining rooms. It'll be like Disney world, but with drugs and ivs instead of roller coasters and Mickey Mouse.
Which is way cooler
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You're more than welcome to join us! There's red velvet cake and apparently my pants are open for business I didn't consent to this
his daughter has his phone and goesss ohhh boobies and shows me a picture of my own tits...
If there's anything else you're planning on stealing from me, please let me know so I can set it on fire
His phone started ringing when we were pulled over and he said 'hold on, this is most likely more important than you', proceeded to answer it and agree to work sunday, then hung up, looked at the cop and told him to continue.
Grandma cant send me 4 lbs of gummi bears and expect me not to soak them in some sort of alcohol
Seriously though, I walked in and he was holding my cat in the air singing "the circle of life"...
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