so I'm never txting u again after today...
y?
cuz i don't wanna see it on blogspot :)
ha...too late
there's just something about her that screams "i'm into chicks who wear flannel"
I had a bacon mcgriddle for the first time today. It was like eating a baby angel.
ice luge is my downfall...
...u mean upfall.
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can't decide if i want to get drunk or coked for this harry potter thing.. it is kind of long
aren't you going with children?
ur penis kinda felt like a vagina to me
...and all my boxers are outside in the snow because????
you did a full monologue with your sober self last night. different voices and everything.
some girl at the bar told me my beard would tickle every inch of her body till she joy puked her face off.... that was so random and odd i just had to buy her a drink for having the guts to say it to me. WTF
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Well that's the thing. He does want to take me out... To a strip club. I see this going down a very bad road but you know I'm going to go.
I like to play this game where I try to reach orgasm before my bathtub overflows....lost tonight.
I think I may be the only girl in the world that can say she has fallen asleep grasping a penis..... 3 different times...... 3 different penises
Literally too hungover to clean. I'll get the frosting off the table tomorrow, ok?
Well I walked the wrong way for a little bit and I don't remember if I fell asleep or not but I definitely laid down under the over pass for a while
I'm just now realizing I've slept with guys from three different decades over the past year. That's gotta be some sort of record.
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