Today in class was pretty awsome. I dont feel like i have to throw up and im actually paying attention. This is a first for friday
I think you missed the wrong class. Im pretty sure we were taught how to buy cocaine.
He's hinting that I'm starting to be kicked out of their blunt rides, I can feel it.
She's planning a December wedding, I'm planning on a June breakup.
My garbage can has nothing in it besides condoms and candy wrappers. That's good garbage.
Why yes. I did get laid looking like that. My sheets look like there was a clown orgy
I woke up to him "wax on, wax off"-ing my boobs. I just reminded myself that I love him and let it happen.
All I've done for this 11 hour car ride is kegel and listen to our sex playlist so your dick better be good and ready
I woke up in someone's flat in Budapest and then got offered a free piercing before I left. Best. Hookup. Ever.
Oh and he asked if I would occasionally still blow him if we had children. It was so romantic.
"Why is there a bottle of Tequila taped to the fan?"
he was really really nice, and I did coke off of his dong that night too
You can accomplish quite a bit with a can do attitude and a well placed ice cube.
Like Napoleon Dynamite?
Exactly like Napoleon Dynamite
But with bacon.
The guy in the cage next to me is having phone sex. His girlfriend is in College Library. Why is my life ridiculous.
Randomize
