I feel great
I just peed on a car
It's a beautiful day for a hangover
Mom just apologized for her lack of a gag reflex not being genetic.
I just made doing the dishes into a drinking game. crafty, or pathetic?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
We convinced him to snort an altoid. We should not be allowed to drink together
Just bought a beer belt to complete the Captain America outfit. I will do my part as a hero of America to pass out beer to the good citizens of America.
The girl I hooked up with in exchange for Ramen freshmen year is living with the girl I currently wish to bang.
Try oodles of noodles this time.
i'm having the hardest time convincing my roommates to go dumpster diving for pizza with me. i really miss you..
Hahahaaa There's this one girl crying hysterically and wrapped around (i believe) her ex's leg. He's trying to shake her off without spilling his beer. This is fucking priceless.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Just promise me you wont die... or hook up with an old asian lady playing slots
Cant promise that last part. I won't die though
Fuck underwear. Let's get stoned and eat ravioli.
classified somewhere between kinky and medically inadvisable
I'm on the porch day drinking and the neighbor is in his yard screaming about his amazing sandwiches, maybe we should move.
I think the fact that I stole someone's mail and broke my big toe means that I should consider taking some time away from vodka
I don't mean to crush your hopes and dreams but having sex IN the Stanley Cup isn't possible
Randomize