She said so on her MySpace, so it's gotta be true.
I woke up, mistook him for my ex, and started screaming. It was all that chest hair. I don't think this relationship is going anywhere.
my ex gf has sooo many hot friends... i feel like im at a grocery store when on her fb... just shopping around.
as nice as a boyfriend sounds, a relationship would require morals and self-restraint - both fields in which i lack.
momma always taught us never to change for a boy..
its was like we drinking an entire bottle of mystery
I feel eeeverything like there's a rhythm and everything can be felt w/o ever touching it. And it's beautiful. Sunshine or raindrops it's like orgasming. Everything has a taste.
I made him go down on me for 40 mins then pretended to pass out. I swear, I'm like a boy.
no. 1 rule of bromania: no females
He wasn't eating out, he was performing a hysterectomy without a license....should I be worried about my future family?
I can hear my parents having sex. I REPEAT. I CAN HEAR MY PARENTS HAVING SEX! THIS IS NOT A DRILL!
Your mom is 55 and has MS. To be honest, I'm proud of her, and you should be too, bitch.
She kept throwing quarters at him and yelling "Goooaaallll!!" whilst taking her clothes off one by one. I'd say she had a good night
I can't. I drank 10 years off my life last night. I need to reevaluate. Sorry.
Just rolled up a joint with a cop standing right beside me. He just told us to not leave behind any garbage or empties. God I love canadian camping
I have to lie to someone and move five gallons of fermenting alcohol across campus but after that i'll hit you up 4 sho
if you want the landscaping job, the uniform is a speedo. no exceptions.
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