Fucking love it maybe bedazzle some baby seals? Make them cuter? Who would club a bedazzled baby seal? Only a fucking monster.
she has a miserable personality but its a good think you dont have sex with that
pussy has no personality
Amen to that
We were sexting and at the end, instead of us having sex, he decided to put "we fell asleep in each others arms."
This frat boy drinking a forty and wearing a pussy patrol shirt just ran out in front of my car. I should have used less brakes.
I have shoes on. No pants. And my jacket pockets are full of ketchup and grass. Yes. Good night.
the more i look through evidence of last night, the less i seem to remember.
he burped in my vagina and tried to deny it...
No flamethrowers. That is a direct order.
I left puerto rico a week ago and my vagina still smells like coconut.
We got a kitchen table so we would eat together more. So far we've played drunken monopoly and had sex on it.
What do you mean you don't want me to steal the manikin do you have any idea how expensive inflatable dolls are I can't get that for your birthday
Your brother just walked into my room, pissed drunk and butt naked, got into my bed and fell asleep. In knowing I am gay, you have one hour to deal with him before I do
Started the 4th with a foursome. I don't know if it gets more festive than that. #MERICA
YOLO is a great motto until you end up with Chlamydia
The party pretty much ended once she shit on the couch
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