bobby jindal makes me wanna cover my ears. you make me wanna smile.
it doesn't get any better than taco bell and soft core porn
I woke up this morning and I couldn't find my coffeetable. wtf?
I'm gonna laugh so hard when we're both married with families
That statement alone makes me laugh so hard.
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There are walks of shame and then there are walks of what the hell is wrong with you.
just remembered that i started a tab for just myself at 50 cent beer night last night... i dont understand my life
i'm glad we've gotten to the point in our relationship where I can eat peach rings off your penis.
You tried taking his shirt off at the bar. He was 37 and married with kids.
Clearly that person doesn't understand how efficient getting drunk and working out at the same time is.
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And for some reason I just want to have sex with EVERYTHING
Now back to adults eating hotdogs.
Just got assigned a beer bong as hw in fluids to demonstrate the inverse of pascals principle. I love this prof
I SWEAR TO GOD IF SHE FUCKS WITH OUR GOLD GENE POOL
I sent him home with blood on his fingers and shame in his heart.
The air tonight was full of shame when we saw each other.
Well if u wouldn't have had sex on the front porch last night I think that could have been avoided.
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