what do you mean I googled how to give an awesome blow job?
I can make a handprint turkey for extra credit in history. I feel like the word college should be in quotes on the school letterhead.
i seriously just saw a stripper from last weekend walk into the classroom next to me!!
I thought his dick was headless. then I pulled back the foreskin.
Haha! I've never met his girlfriend, so my main focus will be not saying,"you're the only person in this room that doesn't know what my vagina feels like."
Also, what is a socially acceptable way to introduce a crossbow in public?
I can't believe I left out the part about him peeing on the side of Route 2 at 3 a.m. while wearing a dress.
I'm smoking a bowl with matches and a candle while my mother washes dishes downstairs. I thought adulthood was supposed to be different.
I went up by the border of Canada. We took shrooms and went fishing...pretty sure we killed a dragon and ate it for dinner
Thats why you dont have a "jubilant gunfire celebration"
I'm drinking and making muffins and I believe this is why God put us on earth.
One public bathroom does not equal a wedding vow
He was pretty bad, I wanted pizza the whole time.
If he's gonna send me dick pics; he should at least zoom in to make it look bigger.
For a guy who won't fuck me, your dick is out a lot when we talk.
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