You know that bakery that Sandra Bullock's sister owns?
The one in Montpelier?
yeah, well it doesn't exist anymore. VT's one fucking claim to fame closed.
Leave it to us to have a family reunion in a bar bathroom
You obviously dont comprehend the level of insane i operate at
Oh no I would never do that to her. But when you're single again let me know. Cheating penis is definitely better than single penis. But she has claws.
I think we should get high on adderall and nair each other again for New years.
You told my mom you were going to "Raw Dawg some randoms." That Drunk.
you should have walked with me to my car. you just missed a girl rip off her bra and throw it into a dumpster and scream mardi gras
Also, what is a socially acceptable way to introduce a crossbow in public?
Well he just said "there's glass on the floor and it's okay I'm only bleeding out of my esophagus" so yes he's tripping
just woke up on my patio with a mouse eating cheetos off mys chest. youre all assholes.
im so sad I can't openly talk about acid tab Sundays
I'm going to make a stack of pancakes and fuck it. Right now.
School supplies are right next to the margarita mix at target. Its a sign
It was sweet, he carried me out of my bathroom after I passed out, built me a pillow fort so I wouldn't roll out of bed, set a glass of water on the table, and brought me a mixing bowl to puke in. Totally a sign we're more than just fuckbuddies.
I'm sorry for peeing on you last night. Will cookies make up for it?
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