five shots of tequila, anal and 3 cigarettes. not my best idea on a saturday afternoon.
similar to the time we made up the game of screaming at the top of our lungs any time a guy any of us slept with walked into the party. that went over SO well.
I'm not upset with you; I'm upset with Fox News.
Changed it back. Somehow I didn't think my profile pic should be me shirtless on ecstasy, ya know?
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If i ever start ordering tequila again please tackle me to the ground and steal my wallet
watched two friends get underages. one had a shirt on that said lets get wasted while the other said to the cop "i understand your just trying to do your job but that was dirty bro".
Ahh good point. I got some interesting mental pics and I'm slowly entering a "fuck it, lets do weird shit" phase sexually, but you may have already figured that out since I've been fucking you sideways and upside down a lot lately.
All I'm saying is that if you have time for a 20 min shower bj you have time for me
I don't even have his number. I have his pants tho
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I ask for a dick pic and he sends a picture of Dick Cheney. Who does that?
Do you want to talk about dinosaurs?
How high?! We watched paid programming for 45 minutes before we realized it wasn't just a long commercial. So pretty high. The Bionic fish finder looks promising, though.
Lets get a boat first.
Made out with sailor moon tonight. Childhood dreams do come true.
Is it appropriate to be taking shots at 11 on sunday?
Absolutely same thing as church only different
Anything special planned for Valentines Day?
Does testing the strength of my coworker’s marriage count?
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