So... I just got back from the chiropractor... And he said I have a slight neck injury from head banging too much. Fuck yes.
Just saw two girls doing a walk of shame together. Slut bonding at it's best.
As it turns out, drunk trust falling that guy at the top of the waterslide didn't really work out for anyone..
Mark is going to get hypothermia. he is shirtless eating snow bc he "doesnt want to be dehydrated" tomorrow. youre in charge.
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I can do it, this is my punishment and I will accept it, plus id like to see the look on peoples faces when I throw up on them
Most sexually ambiguous night of my life. Kept switching from the NBA finals to the Tonys.
I was so drunk, I was kissing everyone. Their sexual preference was none of my concern.
You can drink as much as you want but it's not gunna make her forehead any smaller
I was hoping it might at least fix her teeth
He made me sneak beer in the diaper bag... guess who is winning 2012 parents of the year
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I woke up and found a doughnut on our front porch. It's not sketchy though. More like a gift from the gods.
I take to many stalker pics of him. If he ever looks through my phone he'll never give me sex again :(
I'm smoking a bowl with matches and a candle while my mother washes dishes downstairs. I thought adulthood was supposed to be different.
All I want to do is drink an excessive amount of free alcohol bought from strange men, while taking frequent trips to the bathroom to snort an assortment of illicit drugs off dirty toilet seats. Break cannot get here quick enough...
You could at least care enough to fake an orgasm for me.
as a self proclaimed hoe im ok with a lotta things but that is not fucking one of them
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