You guys sftrill at mcdondalds?!!!!
Yes.
fuckin bring me a cheseburgeria
I told my new friends about my possible new chin. They said I should get my nose done first. Please tell me I'm pretty or something.
on my arm i have a score card from when we apparently had a competition to see who could harden his nipples fastest..
who won?
THAT is your concern right now?
you were so high that you made a 14 page PowerPoint on why Santa would beat Peter pan in a fight.
and I must say, you were very persuasive
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We got a party bus for the nite. I found out the hard way why stripper poles are meant for girls.
he matches the description of mystery hookup #2, 4, and 7
Just had a brita power hour to try to counter act all the wine i chugged last night.....fucking franzia
I look like a zombie and smell like a stripper. Its gonna be a good day.
I asked for my Beats earbuds back and he sent me a pic of them tied around his penis. Now I miss both my great ear buds and his great dick
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He just showed up on my porch naked with just a blanket and a trash bag
I could definitely fill a shot glass w my cum
please don't
I was floored. Like way less concerned with him using drugs than I am with him not believing in evolution.
It's 2016 and I am a strong independent woman who just wants someone not weird to touch my butt, dammit
Just remember, the Browns have more wins than Ronda Rousey this year.
I keep worrying she's gonna have a repeat of the time the ceiling fan was talking in Chinese
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