If it wasnt for meatballs I would have fucking killed myself already.
we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
Who spends 33 dollars at Taco Bell and lives???
Obviously he considers you not fucking him as fucking up. Thus making him fuck up. Based on this I believe he should be disqualified from the race to your vagina.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I had to talk to the cops at my front door in a bathrobe, with the buttplug still in.
She makes him look at her naked pics before she sends them to someone she's actually going to fuck. I think this makes him mayor of the friend zone.
Hey dude. I've got a mini fridge in my closet now so we don't have to worry about getting drunk and falling down the stairs on our way to get more beer.
my cockatiel has aquired a taste for beer. I should not be allowed to own exotic pets.
just pleasured myself to USA hockey beating Russia in the shoot out. god bless America.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
My mom just walked in and saw a picture of his penis. She then asked me "Do you even have a cervix left?!" I don't know what to feel anymore HA
Yeah well that's a good thing right? Like mothers approval? Kinda like a Fathers blessing but. . . better?
Sooo a reasonable response to someone eating my lunch is to set the place on fire right?
THEN YOU WILL NOT GET TO SEE MY TITS TONIGHT OR IN THE NEAR FUTURE YOU HEARTLESS BASTARD
He and his ex stood there talking about going to get Chinese food while I was half naked searching for my panties
This is the most aggressive rendition of that Proclaimers song I ever heard.
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