Note to self: When getting ready to leave with a kid in a wheelchair don't say Let's roll
this guy jus got head in a gas station bathroom from this fat chick with one leg
gross dude. was the guy blacked out drunk or something?
yeah and it only cost me 6 dollars
You have problems? I'm 20 years old and i'm balding
Even water is tasting like jack daniels
Thank God. You really dodged a small penis there.
I'm drinking rum and coke straight from the 2 liter bottle.
all ill say about last night is that we tried to stop you. oh and the bus you're on is going to nashville.
I got kicked out because I puked again I'm on the fire truck outside
Currently separating the burrito I just stuffed in my purse from the weed in my half smoken bowl that was already in it. My what the fuck moment beats yours.
I just puked behind a tree outside work, then walked past my manager with puke in my hair. Man, I'm gonna miss this when I get a real job.
We were high as balls fucking in the back seat when we saw the blue lights. He's like, "I got this" and walked over butt ass naked and goes, "Sorry dude, we're just banging" and the cop apologized for disturbing us and drove off.
Lol what? Monday night impromptu acid drop was the alternative.
well theres no bloody mary mix at the campus bookstore so i dont even know what its good for
I knew it was love when he told me he wants to see me have multiple orgasms in one night
The dicks good but it's not two trains and a bus good.
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