Let's face it. We both have sexy parts. Why not have them touch?!
shes still asleep dad put a lobster in her bathroom
i can now proudly say that ive peed off of a balcony overlooking the pacific ocean AND a balcony overlooking the atlantic ocean
Also, hurry up because I don't like drinking alone. I'm still doing it, but I don't like it.
I guarantee that wasn't the first penis someone placed on her forehead.
His roommates came in and started a dance party in his room while we were having sex. He said it wasnt the first time.
My roommate is either deadlifting a bus or having sex. I can't tell which
We fucked through the entire Destiny's Child album, it was a beautiful thing.
We have so much sex to catch up on
Thanks for setting a pic of your balls as my desktop background. You'll find you're cc'ed on the mass email of it.
Made it just outside my dorm and yack on the front dirt. Wave to a dad thats staring, continue on my way.
I sent you a snap of me in the bath, and you sent me a snap of a taco. An actual taco.
I slept through 4/20 and my roommates bought an entire ham that's just sitting in the fridge...
Apparently duct taping your dick to your buttcheks before the first time she goes down on you isn't as funny as projected. She cried because she thought I was a girl the whole time.
I wish everyone could suck his dick. It was an honor.
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