I fucked a guy named chris tucker last night
That's kind of creepy but I guess since I'm wearing your dad's pants nothing is off limits anymore
I just sneezed and had an orgasam..THAT turned on
It wasn't a wasted relationship. I got road-head in an Escalade. I still keep that with me.
I'm at taco bell and they have a hiring sign asking "do you like to melt things?" clearly they only want the ambitious.
my dad's beating me at drinking again. No matter what i do I can't win.
So "Abstinence August" was a bust. Maybe I'll try for "Sex-free September" or "Only if we're facebook official October"
He said he wanted to have butt sex with me and curl up with me after and just be near me. Then he passed out.
On another note, why did I wake up wrapped in bubble wrap. I can only assume it was for my own safety
I almost had sex in a public restroom last night in case you're wondering how much of a mess 22 is for me
definitely good. no good can come from sex in a very full public venue.
Fucked him in a graveyard. Need plan b.
WHY CANT I FIND JUST A NORMAL DISNEY LOVING MAN TO PAINT WITH ALL THE COLORS OF THE WIND WITH!!
I FOUND A VIBRATOR IN MY BABY BROTHERS ROOM. IM FREAKIN OUT MAN ITS BIGGER THEN MINE
put it back and chill out ok
NO FUCK HES 15 WHO EVEN SOLD HIM THAT HES A BABY
When God closes one door, he opens up a taller, smarter, more successful door, with a bigger cock and nicer teeth.
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