A big part of growing up is learning how to tastefully stare at women
That girl would be great looking if she lost 1000 pounds and cut off her head.
i dodnt think we hooked up bcause he actually texted me the next day
Homegirl just dropped a candle on the floor major party foul. Thought it make you feel better.
I ended up with a bullet proof vest and I still don't know his last name.
i was staring at her drunk thinking "shes at least a four"
I can't wait for paintbang. I'm going to throw a marker at a child. There will be bail money in my backpack in m trunk. Don't use it on beer.
Dude, you disappeared somewhere on the walk back and shortly after we got a call from your cell phone from this guy explaining that him and his roommates woke up to the smell of burning pizza and a naked stranger on their couch.
Zip lining have a big frozedn drink with 151 rum chippendale pic life is GREAT
Get here, there are important joints to be smoked and pies to be eaten
If I don't have hickies that last till tuesday, I didn't do this weekend right
If all that ever happens between us is orgasms and dank memes, I think I'd be okay with that.
It's such a sad loss when a hot guy finds Jesus and grows a neckbeard
Today's hangover is brought to us by Sailor Jerry's and your dedication to my alcoholism.
Just walked out of the train bathroom after having sex and got a round of applause from the passengers. Definitely the best part of the trip.
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