Random 1st period thought: do you think she could put "had a threesome" on her resume?
Lady GaGa only went backwards in convincing me she's not a man at the VMAs.
Friday was tragic. I was naked on top of him and he didn't have a condom. Oh and he had an Obama poster on the wall in front of his bed so our president was staring down at me while I was naked. I felt sorta bad.
You should've just screamed yes we can!
I woke on the floor next to a big TV. Apparently I traded my bed for a 52 inch samsung and a box of pop tarts.
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Human Centipede: The Drinking Game. This is non-negotiable. First one to pass out the rest of us get to FEEEEED THEM!
He's telling everyone that the only reason he's at this party is to hook up with me. SOS HELP.
That awful moment when there is no more beer and you find yourself considering tequila and aloe juice.
Beans, may the odds of a nip slip and drunken make out session be ever in your favor
I'm trying to be sexual and you're sending me smashmouth lyrics
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PUT DOWN THE JOINT AND STEP AWAY FROM THE TRUSTAFARIAN
My mom just asked me about the teeth marks on my headboard..
I'll do anything with you, except downhill sports and butt stuff.
I will feel awake by 6 pm
Are we not meeting until 6?
No I'm just saying thats usually when my body knows it's time to party
I got arrested FOR running from the cops. In college Dad got arrested and THEN ran from the cops. So it could be worse.
Is it wrong to want to use the Dark Web to buy Vyvance for legitimate purposes?
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