maybe all of them together would equal one normal sized dick.
New Years Resolution for 2011 : QUALITY cock. Not quantity.
Watching the gap toothed girl get more ass than me is almost devastating.
I'd feel sorry for him and his injury but it's an inconvenience for my vagina
Her throat is strong enough to gargle peanut butter. I'm sure you were satisfied.
If you really wanted to hide the fact you were gay, you could have at least had the sense to not get drunk in the same bar as your bf.
Balls are being tripped. Said meow to my cat and he said yeah cool dude.
He would have to make magical things happen in my nether regions to actually make me vote republican.
Just got a message on OkCupid from a 20-year-old who has "Momma's Boy" tattoed across his chest and thinks the earth is bigger than the sun.
i wish i just like had a pee bag attached to me and i could just go whenever i want wherever i want
Remember that time you puked in a beer pong cup while someone else was playing?
that happened
His roommate walked in then asked "well did you at least finish". What a way to start your birthday
All I can remember from last night was eating nutella and touching myself to Weird Science.
Wait, I'm confused. I EMPTIED the bottle? as in consumed it? I'm impressed with myself.
one week and then i'm back on the sexual grind. a party is being planned in my vagina's honor
Randomize
