My gyno told me the birth control she prescribed reduces sex drive
wats the point then?
so my mom told me to suck on something if I have to cough. so I guess blow jobs are ok
Why do you proceed to call me "Queen La Queefah?"
If I had KNOWN you and mom were coming to visit, I wouldn't have passed out in the frat. This is why I hate surprises.
I went home with a guy last night because he showed me some magic tricks and kept shouting "THEY'RE ILLUSIONS MICHAEL!"
Is it inception if it feels like another uterus is going to burst out of my current uterus?
blew off easter dinner with the fam to go play shot roulette. woke up in nothing but my boxers in the back of a random pickup truck.
An hour is enough time for me to get drunk and win a dry hump marathon so I hope you have somewhat similar or better goals
I'm making a quesadilla and including it in the picture because that's the only way I think I can send her dick pics.
Well, you've continued the theme of living with people who's dicks I've sucked.
We just catapulted a jelly bean off of his hard dick into his mouth.......Happy Easter!
Did you send me a cake saying 'Happy 1st One-Night Stand Ever'?
I was grinding on my boss last night. So Monday will be fun. That's what's going on in my life right now.
I purposely left my thong and accidentally left my ethics book, hairspray and most of my dignity.
Well, he pretended he was climbing me like he was a monkey and I was a tree during sex.
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