Charles is a playa. And I don't mean the spanish word for beach.
Seriously though, we're going to drink and watch Survivor first one to puke gets voted off the island
do people in england often walk their sheep on leashes? or is this guy the exception to the rule?
I've been meaning to ask you. The first night in the city did we do key bumps with a suicidal homeless man? My memory is fuzzy
My walk of shame got a new perspective when I walked into his livingroom and found his roommate fucking some chick on the coffee table.
We were both halfway out the window trying to give each other high fives over the roof while the dude was going 150.
Hypothetical question: how bad would bacardi be as an IV drip?
death...100% death...what r u planning.
Don't ask how or why, but I think the 775 on the inside of my lip is permanent
I'm currently looking through google images of circumsized penises and realizing how vital pre-marital sex is.
my roommate made out with a guy wearing a squirrel costume, equipped with a blow up tail. time to start harvesting nuts for the winter
It was at the same house, but a different party, when lesbians set me on fire. So there's that.
nobody put me to bed and I ended up peeing on a tree and got written up
He just seemed to happy to be having sex with me that it ruined the mood for me. I just wanted to punch him.
i dunno dude, he took his shirt off and is rubbing jello shots on himself. i think he's done
I’m looking forward to our Cougar years. These freshmen know how to fuck
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