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(317): View more from Indiana

The guy asked if i had a problem w/set schedules

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(206): View more from Washington

I will die if light touches me.

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(631): View more from New York

He can hate all he wants but were fucking with these crocs on

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(423): View more from Tennessee

NEED BACKUP we are in the kitchen arguing about who would win in fight against lil Wayne and snoop dog

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(702): View more from Nevada

they just started filling water ballons with vodka.

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on my way.

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(905): View more from Ontario

they call him Oral-B. enough said

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(505): View more from New Mexico

Dude your neighbors are having a garage sale. They were judging me as I walk of shamed back to my car.

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(406): View more from Montana

I am drinking fireball and apple juice out of a sippy cup like a fucking toddler.

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(603): View more from New Hampshire

a day off where I don’t get laid would be worthless

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