that john and kate plus 8 dude has ruined asians for me
To be honest I don't know what's worse, the fact that I interupted their shower sex or the fact that I was so drunk I used the adjoining stall anyway
He offered but I said no. I didn't think it'd be cool to accept cupcakes in the mens room of a gentlemans club.
I no longer question where these bruises come from... between the strip pole in the living room, the slipnslide in the hallway and our constant level of intoxication I will always be bruised...
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It was like she tried to cover up all the weight she gained with a fake tan...
The last thing I remember is sitting in a chair and him hand feeding me bell peppers
Am I really that girl who walks around half naked wearing a cowboy hat begging for liquor at some random guys house
How bad would it be to ask my maintenance man for new blinds because the dude puked on those too?
fries before guys. food before dudes. shakes before dates. chips before dicks. lemon bars before football stars. macaroni before screwin' tony. what i'm saying is please come to ladies' night
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I just want to make out with him forever
THE AUSTRALIAN IS SINGLE AS FUCK.
Look, all I'm looking for is a good time and someone whose chest I can bury my face in
RUDE you're the one missing half a nipple...
IT HEALED AND GREW BACK TO BE A FULL HEALTHY NIPPLE OKAY
Are you rolling a joint while doing homework?
No, I am rolling a joint with my homework.
Laying in bed naked is fun. I now see why guys love boobs... They're sooo bouncy! This long distance relationship is really killing my sex life.
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