So much for the toy store...Not a butt plug in the entire place. See you tonight.
There's a vagina buried somewhere in there.
He just asked me if his big had a curved penis. Awkward? I think so.
Do you think most people who work at an airport Chili's can pin point where their lives went wrong?
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As it turns out, strippers don't accept checks.
ill do whatever it takes for me to get more high and eat pie
Just threw the poptarts. Sgits boutta go Down. 1 liter of wine
Don't ask me how or why, but I'm drunk with German diplomats. Come over. Now
Where the royal fuck are you??
The depths of vodka hell.
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I'm cool with a hey old buddy how have you been want to fuck me in the butt kind of thing
a pizza costume came into my possession last night. needless to say i showed up to his house wearing only the pizza, shouting "delivery" into his window.
I SHITYOUNOT DAN JUST PUNCHED A DEER IN THE FACE. MID LEAP.
Holy high batman
The hairdryer was like a fuckin obstacle course
I'm tired of the topic. I sent him a pic of my vagina to change it.
We did hand stuff while watching teenage mutant ninja turtles so I guess you could say it's getting serious
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