It's a Westpoint/Army thing, we talk about Miley Cyrus a lot
Why?
Because when is jailbait ever not funny? Answer: Never
i should teach a seminar on how to fall off the wagon
its coolsest when we hear the beat in our water bottles. and the likghts are in his eyes now. oh holland
A zombie called me motorboat central while participating in an auction to motorboat my tits. he then proceeded to propose, insisting that he makes alot money.
That's because "bed time" is my sex playlist. If you're trying to fall asleep use "nap time"
It's like being the highest you've ever been, then doing about 20 shots, and chasing them with lines of coke. All while laying on the surface of the sun.
I think you're going to have to drive me to white haven. I don't know if my brain can handle having my mom drop me off at a strip club.
She was a little hefty, so I turned on the strobe light in our room. Everything looks better with a strobe light.
I'm cleaning my apartment while naked. Anyone who says that's not why they want to live on their own is lying.
But I've also made plans to crash a black tie event wearing a storm trooper helmet. I think I've found the love of my life..
We trekked into the state forest, laid the comforter down and he proceeded to tell me that we could stay here and stargaze, turned me around and fucked me like the lion king.
Babe, Have you see my pants?
Try Jay street in Brooklyn.. that's where I last remember seeing them.
Well supposedly when the cops came, they say I tried to get them in a conga line like Jim Carrey in The Mask. So....yea
I wanna eat mushrooms and cuddle with a million dogs at once. I wanna know what heaven is like
Oh god I found a set of car keys in my pocket, and I have no idea who's they are
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