Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
You wanted to speak to the manager of mcdonalds as to why a "bag of cheeseburgers" isn't a menu option.
I've grown up since last year. I don't give blow jobs as birthday presents anymore.
I just found out that the liquid capacity of my breasts is 700ml each. I should not be left alone at home when drunk.
She just sat there, all alone, with a bottle of booze. And the dog. He even looked like he didn't wanna be there with her.
Let me just say....i'm sorry about setting your carpet on fire. I had no idea that the paper towel would burn that quickly.
I think the guy in front of me just puked in a styrofoam cup.
Mom just texted me to see if it was you who was streaking at the Mariner game... Did you accept yet another $1 bet?
Guess I was throwing darts at a patrons head last night, lol! Black out
I need to keep a secret stash of instant alcoholic margaritas for when i deal with people. For example, right now, im grading, and I just don't fucking care any more. My students should make a thank you card for Jose Cuervo.
So is that the only criterion for shenanigans now? Don't die?
It's scary that my vibrator is a dangerous weapon. I want a new one.
I swear I have some evil slut demon in me when I'm blacked out
Don't we all.
Think he has a gf
Yea that shit doesn’t necessarily stop me
I'm not having sex with him if he doesn't believe in gay marriage and abortions.
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