Awww my brother is growing up soo fast!! He just gave me the, "I know you're high but I won't tell mom n dad" look!
She told me that she had to rub her face against me because she was part cat.
There are the 2 BIGGEST tools by me-- at our table. I hate them. But they're not ugly and I may make out with them later. And hate myself. Definitely hate myself.
i'm sitting in the library realizing that the 2 most productive things i did this weekend was have sex and go to the liquor store...
It just feels wrong masturbating with my neighbor's cat in my apartment
come on down! you are the next contestant on the night is drunk!
IM A SHIT SUOW THE GUYS AT THE PMACR TOLD ME AJDBO I WEBF RO WALNARY WITH OU SHOES! I WASHT LLOWES FLOWERSA
I'm pretty sure I just crapped out my pancreas. I have 2 of those, right?
I'm wearing fairy wings and I broke my wizard staff. If this isn't the most happy but sad moment of my life , I don't know what is.
Thinking of someone think of me while masturbating while I masturbate. & that's how the over thinkers do it ✌️
Appreciate the offer but I'm a huge fan of penis
Is it just me or is Michael Jackson blasting throughout the house
I'm just going to take a nap and hope I wake up more attractive.
This will never work. His dick is smaller than mine.
Wow. And yours is kind of small.
RIGHT?
Just had a small freak out because I couldn't get my bra unhooked and thought I was gonna be stuck in it forever.
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