Sry I called you an 8
I just got stood up by an 18 yr old. fmylife.
I don't believe in a God but I'm almost positive I just shit out the devil.
I think we should start referring to bisexuals as "strays"
he just put it in my mouth and said "go"
I just saw that your im name has '4eva' in it. Your man card has been revoked.
ha so i just found a picture of you eating paper towels and many of Laura freaking out from it.
Look on the bright side, you can mark 'beastiality' off your bucket list
Well i tried snorting sugar. so either that made me puke or the fact that i drank water from a fish tank
I'm gonna go drown myself in the shower. Make sure to cover me up before the paramedics arrive. I'm too fat to be seen naked right now.
I'm like the kid who wants his birthday and christmas equally. Every time I get one I want the other. Only I don't want holidays I want brothers
The number of times I've puked in the Walgreens bathroom is becoming way too many for my pride.
I have weed and a speedo - I don't need anything else.
I appreciate that you take the time to fix your typos even while masturbating
I just forgot I was standing up.
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