do you remember what downloading porn with a 14k modem was like?
No. I still stand by my previous statement that nachos and tequila is the breakfast of champions.
I just found out my first birthday was a keg party. Suddenly everything makes sense
i was trying to wake him up so i just kept touching his dick
I need a legitimate reason as to why the microwave door is in the shower
hey im home...im not sure how this mcdonalds got here but whatever im gonna eat it anyway.
Dude...that line about her giving me a blowjob to get rid of her hangover actually got rid of her hangover. Spread the word.
Ong my arms are moving wo my consent
Sincerely would love to tap that, on a mountain with the wind blowing on your pubes .
I asked if he wants to help me spring forward at 2am on Sunday. He seems down.
Neil John just started open mouth kissing everyone to make sure they are safe.
no he just sat there holding the hammer and grinning insanely
6 showers laters and I still feel like I have his vomit in my vagina. At least I could help him figure out he's gay.
I'm not sure you count what happened last night as sex.
Had to clear my browser history. I figured if she used the search bar and her name came up, it might be a little creepy.
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