fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
I have said "that's the wrong hole" for the last time.
you left with a lisa lampanelli lookalike... i hope she was atleast funny
We were making out in the bushes when some dude comes and starts peeing beside us.
I think hes settled down now. He's just licking the walls and the windows.
The goblet must only be used for good. And vodka. And anything t-pain would be proud of.
its time for step 4 of getting over him: post his number on the transvestite page on craigs list asking for pics
I apologize for excluding you. On a better note: the stripper that made out with my wife friend requested me on facebook
Also I legit had a girl at my bar crying tonight saying to her friend "why did he have to take his top off ?"
dude throwing a golf cart off a pier is harder than it seems!
I just want it to be said that I had sex in my Belle dress last night. Classy motherfucker.
Apparently mr clean magic erasers don't clean blood off the ceiling
Drunk me also decided it would be funny to change all the passwords on my computer last night. Now I can't log into anything.
I WANT GRASS AND TREES NOT SOMEONE SWINGING A SWORD AROUND
I’m good. I learned that a guy ate the mushrooms that were growing out of his toilet, so there’s that.
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