Yes. Hungover. All the boys are going wakeboarding. Boys only. I wish I was a gay guy so I could go wakeboarding but still suck dick.
Why the hell does jager make you get to the point of having to army crawl around cause you cant feel your legs and scream jaga bombs when puking??
Please return the baby Jesus and sheep to the quad
Is it bad that now when i read ingredients in the food I eat i only read it as shrooms instead of mushrooms ?
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I'm inventing beer flavored vodka. This raspberry shit makes me feel like a pussy.
I've had cake for breakfast the past 3 days. You tell me how bikini season is going.
I'm gonna go to bars and pick up women hopped up on democracy.
I shouldn't be that hard, but i cant exactly put "a guy to tie me up and fuck me and then brush my hair" in my dating profile
Your "dubstep at ceilis" resulted in a random naked guy busting into my room and peeing all over my bathroom
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Well I'm missing half a toenail if that's any indication of my night
Went to the lab to print and realized the guy next to me was the one we stole all the beer from last night..... Oops
His Instagram is like a gay porn blog all of the sudden got conquered by the Mormon missionary that he is
still can't believe dude took a personal call while he was balls deep in my mouth.
Let me just get through this whole court subpoena thing and then ill go back to buying alcohol for minors.
Don’t listen to me, I’m walking around wearing nothing but rave bracelets and headphones shouting “yeeeeaaahhhhhh”
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