make sure i look cute passed out on the couch.
i would only ever fuck harry potter if he was on a broomstick.
Her brother walked in on her giving me a bj and just laughed. I got a highfive before I left.
I just wanna not walk straight. Is that too much to ask for?
yea i really dont care about the sex, i just want him to eat my vag. He has to be good at because of his tremors.
Pissed along side the highway while waving at all the traffic... if thats not a sign of a productive night to come then idk what is
I now own a bag of cigarettes and have no purse, awesome
Can we go out and do something semi fancy soon? I feel like wearing a dress and pretending to be an adult.
he told me i could have the honorable privilege of being the second girl to have sex with him in his new apartment, what a gentleman.
We left his house because I forgot how to drink water, I was just holding it in my mouth and then spitting it out, needless to say I don't remember the sex.
Why the fuck is he under my phone as Papi Chulo?
I'm more worried that you thought licking a pole on Bourbon street would turn me on
Yet he continued to eat cereal out of the glove compartment in my car.
I'm drunk filing my taxes in a bar on a Monday afternoon in a Regular Show onesie. I think I'm starting to get the hang of this whole adult thing.
Can I get high for this class every tuesday? Its like a multi-sensory carnival acid trip.
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