You love popeyes more than me
does delicious chicken come out of your vagina?
He called me from prison intake to wish me luck on my job interview. Somehow that's the most romantic thing that's ever happened to me.
By the way, thank you for feeding me fries when I was sitting on the floor.
Saturday at 4 is jello wrestling sponsored by the senior class council. That's why my school is awesome. Boom.
I think the camel was justified in biting me.
he made me feel like a shish kabob. his dick was the skewer.
and you said he wasn't worth calling.
I'm trying to ve beat feiesnd sent.
Well then sir I'll probably see you tomorrow after my class and at 3 with your clothes off. Sounds like a solid way to start the weekend to me
Out of control sex drive for a girl? I just masturbated in the bathroom at my in-laws house before dinner....
Put some vodka in it
Its 7am
put some vodka in it
If she's over 40, she won't believe you if you say " I'm only going to put the head in"
He's hot....knda sweaty, drunk smells like feet....but he's hung like a whale....so in other words totally your type
Truth be told it's significantly easier to get over someone when they file a police report on you
I guess I was telling girls last night that I was a virgin with terminal cancer again
If it makes you feel any better, I can't find the goldfish I dropped like five minutes ago.
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