i don't know how boys match. i think shoes & belt are the only thing. it doesn't matter. i just know if they look stupid.
let's just say, the carpet matched the drapes. in colour and length.
It had been so long since my last time that it was easily a double helping of stomach pancakes. I think she was mildly impressed.
Clearly that person doesn't understand how efficient getting drunk and working out at the same time is.
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I think we've had way too many heart to hearts in the Mc Donalds parking lot for this to be a healthy relationship
You got her pregnant one week before your vasectomy? You couldn't wait one week to cheat on me?
Nothing like banging your nurse in the shower while staying in the hospital
I have three different pairs of earrings at three different houses including your 16 year old brothers nightstand. Look at my life. Look at my choices
I should never be allowed to dance around children at weddings. I think I just insured that a 4 year old will be a future teen mom.
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I'm having a martini with dinner. A new level of class.
I'm stoned and eating mustard, also a new level of class.
I told her to to let go of her rationtal thoughts and just enjoy the fact that i was going down on her till she passed out from sheer orgasmic pleasure.
Two guys I banged regularly got married this week. I need vodka.
There was pot, but there are no Doritos, no Funyons, no Oreos.
Send help.
you pulled out seven eyelashes and made me count them multiple times whilst crying hysterically.
well true... there's not a real discreet way to masturbate in public
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