We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
just had sex in his gielfriend's bed, and puked all over it. i need to get out of here.
My eyes got the double whammy. Once with pepperspray from the riot the other with cum. Both of which i did nothing to deserve.
I made him hve sex with me in the elevator so that I could put my finger down in never have I ever.
What is an appropriate "thanks for saving my life" gift? I don't have any experience with this.
hand shaped bruises on both boobs again....i wish i could say this is the first time.
I actually don't know if I can stand up. I just know better than to try
well I have to shit but I'm too hungover to push, and I snorted advil so I wouldn't have to swallow it and throw up.. hungover is an understatement.
i feel like i got punched in the cervix. he's a little different in bed than i thought he would be..
well, I was going to forgive her anyway but not because shes my best friend and moreso because shes my drug dealer
Going to the beach. Greeting Sandy with a blunt. Wish us luck!
Do you think kicking my coke habit is a good personal goal to put down on the evaluation form?
I've got enough liquor to do one of two things on Friday: 1.) Drink myself into a coma or 2.) lay in bed a drunk and cry lonely mess. Happy Valentines Day.
I legit measured his penis against my chapstick and it was too close to call. So that was my night.
Man the amount of drugs being done at a wedding with a bunch of surgeons was disturbing
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