Chill out big head. its weird when girls look at dudes asses
it hasn't hit me that college is over yet. so far at home, i haven't brushed my teeth, taken off my makeup, or changed clothes before bed.
Yeah, she'd be cute...but she has faith. It's a problem down south.
We're friends. And when I drunkenly send u a pic of my left testicle i would appreciate a response.
Update: still drunk enough to get lost in Zellers and to think my reflection was my mother. Awesome day.
I was naked with an australian flag taped to my boobs. Damn internationals think they can claim everything.
Im down. Even tho your nick name intimidates my vagina.
I have vomit stuck in my nose, you should come with a warning label.
You kept showing the cop the bruises on the bottoms of your feet and claiming you were a medical mystery.
Well, I found the missing blow... in my fucking suitcase... THIS MORNING. Yeah, I flew from FL to NY with blow in my suitcase yesterday.
I told you to check, dude
Yeah, AFTER I checked my bag and I was already sitting on a plane. Oh well. I figured worst case I'd do like 15 hours in county and I was totally prepared for that anyways. I always prepare for that when we hang out.
no joke- she just sprinkled parmesan cheese into her champagne and slurred "I just need a little snack"
i feel like spreading the word of drunken joy.
If my vagina were a person, it just ran a marathon.
Your vagina needs to teach my vagina its ways.
Not having a reliable dick in is getting expensive. I’ve had to replace 3 vibrators since Mike and I split up
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